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The Gospel According to St Jacinda

In Tray: Our satirist imagines what newsmakers of the week might say.

Staff Reporter
Fri, 09 Feb 2018

And so it came to pass that out of a town called Hamilton came the one who would be known as The Saviour.

  1. And lo, she was named Jacinda, and all the wise men praised her.

  2. And when she did see the state of the land and the rivers the young woman was sorely vexed.

  3. Jacinda

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Staff Reporter
Fri, 09 Feb 2018
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