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Top tweets about John Key’s state of the nation speech

Bryce Edwards
Thu, 23 Jan 2014

This is a selection of some of the tweets about John Key’s ‘state of the nation’ speech today – especially about his announced reforms of the education system. The tweets below are in (rough) reverse chronically order – the most recent tweets are first. More will be added. [Read more below]

  

Liam Dann ‏@liamdann

The New Zealand Initiative has welcomed new education changes thus ensuring teachers will hate them, just in case they weren't sure...

 

Danyl Mclauchlan ‏@danylmc

I'm guessing that the new super-teachers won't be allowed to stay on collective contracts

 

Tamara ‏@amiriteeh

National 101 How to lift education outcomes - Create more bureaucracy

 

Steven Joyce ‏@stevenljoyce

Lifting school performance, esp. in science, maths, technology, literacy, crucial to give young ppl skills for modern world #betterschools

 

StoogetalkZB ‏@mattedwords

Key just doesn't get it. Teachers aren't motivated by money, if they were they'd be currency traders or real estate agents. #vocation

 

James Macbeth Dann ‏@edmuzik

let me guess: "Executive Principal" is just a nicer way of saying "Steven Joyce is going to run your kid's school" 

 

Alex ‏@AlexEdneyBrowne

Oh! You just increase class sizes, because Expert Teachers can teach 90+ students at once, no probs. Efficiency win! #nationalgovt

 

Alex ‏@AlexEdneyBrowne

What happens when parents want their kids to be taught by 'Expert Teachers' cos that sounds fancy but you've capped the no. that can exist?

 

Graeme Edgeler ‏@GraemeEdgeler

Remember when the right used to talk about firing bad teachers? And the Unions said: no, we need to help them get better? The unions won.

 

Vernon Small ‏@VernonSmall

Key's education announcement a formidable foray into Labour-women voters-education union-inequality heartland. #firstreading

 

kingjohn ‏@kingjohnkeyIII

Just sold the script for my education policy speech to Hollywood. Working title, "The Wolf of Sesame Street".

 

Anna Smart ‏@annasmartnz

Excellent work Mr @johnkeypm - love the teacher reforms, very positive.

 

Finlay Macdonald ‏@MacFinlay

What with "executive principals" and "expert teachers" shall we just re-brand pupils as "fee paying interns" and be done with it?

David Slack ‏@DavidSlack

@MacFinlay 'Grade ambassadors'.

Finlay Macdonald ‏@MacFinlay

@DavidSlack Learning Outcome Resources...

David Slack ‏@DavidSlack

@MacFinlay Learning Outcome System Engagement Resource.

Finlay Macdonald ‏@MacFinlay

@DavidSlack Human Learning Outcome Skill Set Application and Implementation Resource.

 

James Macbeth Dann ‏@edmuzik

National Party strategy meeting. Problem: Education Solution: Throw money at the top 1% of the sector Next item: Any golfing stories?

 

Cactus Kate ‏@CactusKate2

Teacher Unions can respond to this policy today by banning members from taking the promotions and pay increases. Hv they got the balls?

 

Stephen Lethbridge ‏@stephen_tpk

These ed positions are nothing but performance pay in a different hat! A plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it & call it a weasel!

 

Leanne ‏@fivefoot3

Looks like Key is trying to turn teaching into a business model...

 

Melanie D. ‏@melulater

Watchong @johnkeypm state of the nation address at The Auckland Business Club. Well he wouldn't do it at a volunteers or sport club meeting!

 

Melanie D. ‏@melulater

No mention of early childhood education by @johnkeypm - guess our littlest learners don't count.

 

Morgan Godfery ‏@MorganGodfery

The Ministry of Education will be renamed the Boston Consulting Group, Wellington Office#StateOfTheNachun

 

New Zealand Snapper ‏@SnapperFishNZ

Elite teachers? Like elite soldiers? Guess Hekia Parata wasn't enough to kill off the NZ education system.

 

Morgan Godfery ‏@MorganGodfery

Management consultants for all schools #StateOfTheNachun

 

Alex Coleman ‏@ShakingStick

Someone plz to be showing Key and Parata The Wire season 4 stat.

 

Lew ‏@LewSOS

No Principal Left Behind

 

Toby Manhire ‏@toby_etc

New elite teachers scheme announced today by John Key to be formally called "I played golf with Barack Obama".

 

Toby Manhire ‏@toby_etc

Novapay. #RejectedNamesForNewEliteTeacherRoles

 

Max Harris ‏@mdnharris

In Key's speech I hear: picking out individuals, isolating them from communities, addressing issues narrow-mindedly. Story of this govt.

 

Matthew Hooton ‏@MatthewHootonNZ

A step left from free-market philosophy of Tomorrow's Schools. Will @PPTAWeb and @nzeiattack anyway? http://www.beehive.govt.nz/speech/speech-west-auckland-business-club …

 

Max Harris ‏@mdnharris

#StateoftheNation: isn't taking the best teacher out of your school for 2 days a week pretty disruptive if you're a student that needs help?

 

ListenerLive ‏@ListenerLive

And here's another press release, with more on the new teaching roles, co-credited to Hekia Parata - remember her? http://www.beehive.govt.nz/feature/raising-achievement-schools …

 

Watershitdown ‏@watershitdown

CEO/principles to be air-dropped into low decile schools for charter conversions.

 

Dovil ‏@Dovil

Key talked a lot of crap, TV3's Senior Political Reporter was heard to piss live on air, it's been a very bodily function kind of day.

 

James Macbeth Dann ‏@edmuzik

This justifies Eating Media Lunch coming out of retirement RT @reedfleming: TV3 left the mic on as @patrickgowernz went to the bathroom

 

Deb ‏@pulpkorn

Next: John Key to improve voter turnout by paying his favourite MPs more!

 

Jordan McCluskey ‏@JordanMcCluskey

If the PM did nothing on Education "PM leaves kids to rot" When the PM does something "Pointless meddling, wont work" #cantwin

 

Reed Fleming ‏@reedfleming

TV3 taking “livestream” to a new level after they left the mic on as @patrickgowernz went to the bathroom. Oops.

 

Luke Christensen ‏@lukechristensen

The big question is will National Standard results be used to define high quality teachers?

 

Jordan McCluskey ‏@JordanMcCluskey

Because schools should be left alone even when international testing shows maths, literacy declining. Nothing to see here, just leave it be.

 

James Macbeth Dann ‏@edmuzik

so bunking physics to smoke pot behind the caretaker's shed was a desperate cry for more corporate governance; how did we not see the signs?

 

Tamara ‏@amiriteeh

Corporatisation of the education system.

 

Kim M Millwood ‏@kimmmillwood

Using student learning/achievement to measure teacher effectiveness is like using electorate median incomes to measure MP’s performance.

 

nzben ‏@nzben

Somewhere, a Novopay rules engine coder is crying.

 

Di W ‏@di_f_w

Want to lift performance in education? Address inequality. Don't just turn our schools into businesses & expect that will solve the problem.

 

Di W ‏@di_f_w

National sees poor education perfomance as just an issue of education. Until it recognises linkages w other disadvantage we won't see change

 

kingjohn ‏@kingjohnkeyIII

I call my education policy "Wall Street not Sesame Street".

 

kingjohn ‏@kingjohnkeyIII

Look ah. Az an edukashun ikspurt, it's offvious thet kids are an asset. Thets why I'm selling them off.

 

Lew ‏@LewSOS

Pretty cunning though. Woe betide the Labour government that tries to take away all these new allowances from senior teachers & principals.

 

Martyn Bradbury ‏@CitizenBomber

Instead of new roles in schools, how about paying the old roles better so these ones aren't needed? This is a solution looking for a problem

 

Joshua Hitchcock ‏@jcphitchcock

Ok @nzlabour let's see you education policy so we can have a proper debate before Waitangi Day.

 

James Macbeth Dann ‏@edmuzik

Teachers are like executives. Doctors can be stock brokers. Part time probation officer, part time senior policy analyst.

 

jo ‏@jofromgreylynn

I've got a radical idea: to raise the achievement of poor students, try raising their living standard. That works

 

John Key ‏@johnkeypm

I’ve just given my first speech of the year - it sets the scene for 2014 & details a big new investment in education http://www.national.org.nz/Article.aspx?articleId=42956 …

 

Toby Manhire ‏@toby_etc

The new executive principal role will be modelled on the function Stephen Joyce performs in cabinet, amirite? #keyspeech

 

The Ruminator ‏@RuminatorNZ

1000 expert teachers? Because until now THE REST OF YOU HAVE BEEN SHIT HOUSE

 

Reed Fleming ‏@reedfleming

Expert teachers for schools with one hand, but National cutting requirements for registered teachers for EEC with the other. Urmmm.

 

Martyn Bradbury ‏@CitizenBomber

This drive for 'educational achievement' is just a false competition model being injected into schools under the guise of better outcomes

 

Max Harris ‏@mdnharris

Giving executive principals power to appoint expert teachers seems problematic. Also picking out individuals-good for collaboration? Unclear

 

Jordan McCluskey ‏@JordanMcCluskey

Paramount Leader Key Xiaoping seeks to achieve Four Modernizations in education policy.

 

Martyn Bradbury ‏@CitizenBomber

A new layer of bureaucracy in education isn't what students need to lift their achievement

 

Max Harris ‏@mdnharris

Key says will be 1 executive principal for every 10 schools. Did he say would be taken out of schools for up to 2 days a week? Seems a lot.

 

Lew ‏@LewSOS

BREAKING: Under John key's proposal, Executive Principals will have the authority to execute poorly-performing teachers.

 

Danyl Mclauchlan ‏@danylmc

Key warns that Labour-Greens want to return NZ to the 1970s welfare state he grew up in and attributes to his success #StateoftheNachun

 

Punisher ‏@Boss_ology

When John Key talks about "competition" he really means amongst workers and not companies. #stateofthenation #nzpol

 

Jordan McCluskey ‏@JordanMcCluskey

The Left "Fix Education!" Key "Now we are doing some things to fix education" The Left "Not those things, only the things we like!"

 

StoogetalkZB ‏@mattedwords

So Key's cunning plan for education is to introduce a new level of highly paid executives?

 

Martyn Bradbury ‏@CitizenBomber

Key's tone far nicer and less one liner bullshit than he has been in 6 years - National are nervous

 

Max Harris ‏@mdnharris

Interesting focus by Key on young people&education. Though same old story about how he made it from nothing, therefore others shd make it 2

 

Julie Anne Genter ‏@JulieAnneGenter

Key: If you vote National, your child too could become a multimillionaire through currency trading. If they work hard & deserve it.

 

Roisin Bennett ‏@RoisinMBennett

John Key's up bring story... vomit!!! Along with his narrow understanding of the reproductive nature of the education system.. double vomit!

 

Felix Marwick ‏@felixmarwick

PM talking about introducing Change Principals to schools ti turn around struggling schools. Would be paid $50K extra p/a

Thomas Beagle ‏@thomasbeagle

@felixmarwick I just don't understand this theory - will principals magically work harder/better if paid $50k/year more?

 

Max Harris ‏@mdnharris

Key focusing a lot of attention on opposition's electricity market plans, emissions trading scheme, employment law, higher taxes ...

 

David Slack ‏@DavidSlack

Not sure but I think the PM just asked me to instill an uncertain world.

 

Jordan McCluskey ‏@JordanMcCluskey

"The Prime Minister is to give the 350 teachers who vote National, $1 Million each"

 

Max Harris ‏@mdnharris

Impressions of Key's speech so far: focus on confidence&optimism, achievements, keeping NZ going in the same direction, "everyday NZers" ...

 

kingjohn ‏@kingjohnkeyIII

My education policy is much like all my other policies. Fuck anyone who doesn't turn up in an executive car.

 

Punisher ‏@Boss_ology

So far, John Key has served the crowd generous portions of pork pie. #stateofthenation#nzpol

 

Martyn Bradbury ‏@CitizenBomber

Which country is John Key talking about at the moment?

 

David Slack ‏@DavidSlack

Speech stats: Approx 20 minutes, approx 2000 words, approx 11 intact vowels.

 

Stuff.co.nz News ‏@NZStuff

BREAKING: Prime Minister John Key announces major overhaul of teaching system, including a $350 million carrot to top teachers & principals

 

John Gerritsen ‏@RNZeducation

Govt will spend $359m over 4 years on 4 new roles for 6270 top principals and teachers who will work across groups of schools.

 

The Ruminator ‏@RuminatorNZ

I know what the State of the Nation is: Sunny. Didn't even have to watch Key's address.

 

Patrick Gower ‏@patrickgowernz

John Key starts election year lolly scramble by dishing out pay rises for 6275 selected teachers and principals.

 

Watershitdown ‏@watershitdown

John Key to make his state of the nation, or poorly read auto-cue in monotone while grinning.

 

Reed Fleming ‏@reedfleming

Key sounds like he is just reading out a list of words.

 

Brook Sabin ‏@BrookSabin

John Key announces new roles in schools: 'executive principal', 'expert teacher', 'lead teacher', and 'change principal'

 

Toby Manhire ‏@toby_etc

4.5 seconds - how far John Key got into speech before reference to golf with Obama.

 

Julian Robins ‏@JulianRobins

Watching live streams of political speeches is normal, right? #politicstragic

 

Dovil ‏@Dovil

I've long said that what schools are crying out for are CEO's and to be floated on the stock market.

 

Alex Coleman ‏@ShakingStick

Be patient; Key is working the room because he's there as an attraction at a fundraiser. Those people paid $90 to be worked by Key.

 

Bryce Edwards
Thu, 23 Jan 2014
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